Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
Kudos to Trader Joe for switching from human trafficking to selling frozen pizzas & hummus.
.@HomeDepot Been in your store for 30 minutes & you’ve played Nickelback twice. One more time and I shit in a washing machine.
My son gets CRAZY excited when my wife paints her toenails. We may have a little choreographer on our hands.