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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney Rob Delaney

@robdelaney

Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1

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Mean lifeguard wouldn’t piss on me; said her medicated foam stuff worked better on jellyfish stings. Um hello, the customer is always right.

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#DutchMeatTycoon RT @BBCWorld: Dutch meat tycoon arrested for allegedly selling 300 tonnes of horsemeat as beef http://t.co/cBCZPFmo0w

.@DrOz 39 could bigfoot’s pennis fit inside me ?

RT @qotsa: Don't dare look away. http://t.co/GJr7S0fjb0

RT @GQMagazine: .@RobDelaney tells us what keeps him tweeting and performing (and, uh, pleasuring himself) at full clip: http://t.co/3luUvP…

.@DrOz 39 @GwynethPaltrow 10 i wipe a egg mcmufin on my stuff (penis/balls) before I do sex so the women gets extra horney

David Brent! RT @HuffPostComedy: Favorite Arrested Development character... GO!

#NewYorkCity • I’m doing shows very soon. Tickets: http://t.co/fQ3X9mVsPt 🐐 RT & attend!

My wife’s Bettie Page tramp stamp looks like Danny Trejo when she forgets to shave.

Gazebos are just gay sheds.

Even my feet are bad-ass lawbreakers. #NoRules http://t.co/8ZdM8tVDTG

RT @vanillaice 5: My heart goes out to the victims, and families of the tornadoes in Oklahoma. #vanillaice

WHAT! I need this to be real. RT @simonblackwell: Time once again to post The Funniest Thing In The World. http://t.co/sUc8W6oMs9

I just wrote a song called “Please Don’t Drop Your Thermos on my Penis.” It isn’t very good.

Poster for my improv group from 2003: http://t.co/AU7eyFJEra

Ha ha @DylanhShelton is ripping the execrable @MensHumor.

Margaret Atwood tweeted at me.

RT @MargaretAtwood 3: @tinyavocados @robdelaney: What can I say? Me and tight butt on the same list? I blush modestly.

Is Laura Bush the world’s most famous goth?

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