Rob Delaney
@robdelaney
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1
RT @BuzzFeed: "Mitt & Rob" is definitely the Tumblr of the day: http://t.co/WpaHOoCs (cc @robdelaney)
The Bucs! ⚾RT @deniseb19: @robdelaney what NHL team you going for?
♫ Butts – Rob Delaney http://t.co/cAWM5o69bp #NowPlaying
Kudos to Trader Joe for switching from human trafficking to selling frozen pizzas & hummus.
Adults should have pubic hair. It’s in the bible maybe.
.@HomeDepot Been in your store for 30 minutes & you’ve played Nickelback twice. One more time and I shit in a washing machine.
I had sex. http://t.co/WT9f49e6iB
My son gets CRAZY excited when my wife paints her toenails. We may have a little choreographer on our hands.
RT @ParisHilton 9: Happiness has to do with your mindset, not with outside circumstance.
#NYC • I’m doing 7 shows with @saraschaefer1 & @MichelleButeau. Come to each one with a different date. Tkts: http://t.co/Ogg6n6gLa1
Edinburgh • https://t.co/pwru2L9txn 🇰🇷
RT @alexsilver44: @robdelaney Even Jan Brewer knows what's up: http://t.co/IYLqf73AyK
MEDICAL GRADE LOL • RT @MrsLethal: http://t.co/PNqEKgzLqj
RT @alexsilver44: @Bleedsgreen_1 @robdelaney ...nobody was poor before Medicare and social security existed? Like...in the 1930s?
RT @mrjuju125: @robdelaney I work in medicare, and I can't tell you how many people I've met who are alive only because of Medicaid. It is…
The @BostonGlobe interviewed me about my board game: http://t.co/09mc805VOv You can get it here: http://t.co/eiMNQNQRkP
Get to know @dril.
Before @qotsa last night, the brilliant @AlainJohannes played this Desert Sessions classic: http://t.co/gPiGB9Gv4R I flipped.
RT @GQMagazine: Find out why Yawning Man and @HighonFireBand are essential to @RobDelaney: http://t.co/3luUvPQb5T
RT @John_C_Reilly: Magic is fascinating, its so entertaining
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