Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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Marijuana? More like MOURNrijuana, because you’re parents will have to go to your funeral if you try it. #no
The first time I see somebody wearing “Google Glass” in public the streets will run with blood.
If I could go back in time I’d stop Vine from being invented, use “magic” to get laid and tell Hitler to knock it off if I got around to it.
It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them.
This goes for me too, guys. RT @AmandaBynes: Believe everything I say on twitter!