Rob Delaney
@robdelaney
Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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.@MittRomney A true leader would announce his running mate at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
ROB DELANEY LIVE at the BOWERY BALLROOM is now available to stream on @netflix: http://t.co/JSpvzKvmHt Please RT! UK & Canada too!
RT @Purina: @neilhamburger Our products do not contain euthanized dogs or cats. Thanks.
We're partying pretty #hard. RT @robfee: Hey it's @robdelaney http://t.co/qzuuTfa5MA
RT @UNCLEHANKEY: @robdelaney no it shouldn't.
RT @NBA: $$$
The Cheesecake Factory's mascot should be a 400 lb. clown chasing a schoolbus with a bloody axe.
RT @stevewoz: I'm at Laugh Factory - @thelaughfactory for New Material With Kevin Nealon (Los Angeles, CA) http://t.co/2wgRCTdHuW
Not a joke: I'm about to do a set at the Laugh Factory & Steve Wozniak just rode up to the club on a Segway & sat in the 3rd row.
.@KingJames 🚽
The fact is, I kick a lot of positivity on here and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick in hell you piece of shit.
Rumpelstiltskin is the sexiest troll because his name has a butt in it.
Eat her pussy 30 times. RT @EPTREVI: Seeing you in Boulder, but my fiancé doesn't laugh at same things I do, what can I do to make her go?
Here it is: Don't go to grad school. RT @EvanProse: @robdelaney Will you write my grad school recommendation?
I think a lot of people touting CBO report that immigration reform will reduce deficit are forgetting that many immigrants have brown skin.
RT @Fred_Delicious: "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
Huge backlash to my pro-ham tweets from women in the Muslim & Jewish communities. Please know I keep a ham-free home & bed chamber ;)
RT @redsarahead: ATTN: @robdelaney ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABT VICE& DID A DAMN FINE JOB OF IT! http://t.co/BTEKXOSte9
What if Forrester and Nemo *found each other?* #BENGHAZI
Delicious. RT @Glinner: Russell Brand CRUCIFIES a team of dullards. http://t.co/gRmY13xWPx
No one touch my penis for the next 20 minutes I'm doing an experiment.
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