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Rob Delaney

Rob Delaney Rob Delaney

@robdelaney

Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs. Get my new game, War of Words, at ht1

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.@MittRomney You’ll want to double down on the voter suppression tactics now that you just lost any moderates.

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Before @qotsa last night, the brilliant @AlainJohannes played this Desert Sessions classic: http://t.co/gPiGB9Gv4R I flipped.

RT @GQMagazine: Find out why Yawning Man and @HighonFireBand are essential to @RobDelaney: http://t.co/3luUvPQb5T

RT @John_C_Reilly: Magic is fascinating, its so entertaining

.@HBO Can you vaccinate yourself from herpes if you rub an “Entourage” DVD on your privates?

How bad ass are those dudes who have a fake plastic mohawk on the outside of their motorcycle helmet? A million.

How bad ass are those dudes who have a fake plastic mohawk on the outside if their motorcycle helmet? A million.

This billboard is a liar. Hate that they own that domain too. RT @ToddGlass 3: http://t.co/DohNGYJ96p

.@twitter The spam diet/Kardashian @ replies I get after I send a tweet are nuts. Any plan for that? Other people get em?

AT LEAST once a week I piss into a bottle or cup in my car. I live a full life & I refuse to slow down.

HOLY SHIT. RT @JoeJeffrey1: @robdelaney Rob, we need your help determining who goes first? @OG_SM http://t.co/ztRann2odO

Sickening. Junkies in my community vandalize produce to take pot. #420NO http://t.co/HqmpAIoQAg

Often I’m the recipient on-line of the insult “fat.” But the joke’s on you, because I’m quite #muscular & children & animals admire me.

.@Yoplait Your slogan should be “Yogurt: it’s not just about taking a shit.”

RT @realDonaldTrump 76: @dannyzuker I hope you pick up a lot of twitter followers by this so people can see what a total asshole you are!

One cool part of QOTSA show last night was seeing Trent Reznor & Jack White in the audience watching rapt like every other fan.

#HERO RT @THR: @JimmyKimmel Revealed as Buyer of $1.9 Million Bea Arthur Nude Painting http://t.co/Py8Ltzd7TN

RT @bradleywayne_: @robdelaney I don't know if you actually know how to party Rob https://t.co/Qa41riTZ8r

Three day weekend in the chamber. Or “threekend,” if you will. More like “freak end” the way I do it!! #party #NoRules #USA #hanjob

RT @bubbysharma: @TomCruise 3 #TCBlog T--Terrific O-Outstanding M-Most C--Caring R--Royal U--Unique I --Insipiring S--Stylish E--Enlightenin…

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