Comedian, Writer, 6'3 217 lbs.
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.@HBO Can you vaccinate yourself from herpes if you rub an “Entourage” DVD on your privates?
How bad ass are those dudes who have a fake plastic mohawk on the outside of their motorcycle helmet? A million.
How bad ass are those dudes who have a fake plastic mohawk on the outside if their motorcycle helmet? A million.
.@twitter The spam diet/Kardashian @ replies I get after I send a tweet are nuts. Any plan for that? Other people get em?
AT LEAST once a week I piss into a bottle or cup in my car. I live a full life & I refuse to slow down.
Often I’m the recipient on-line of the insult “fat.” But the joke’s on you, because I’m quite #muscular & children & animals admire me.
.@Yoplait Your slogan should be “Yogurt: it’s not just about taking a shit.”
One cool part of QOTSA show last night was seeing Trent Reznor & Jack White in the audience watching rapt like every other fan.