I am 11 years, clean one day at a time. Thanks to the support of other drunks and addicts and a Higher Power. #reallyhigh
RT @caitlinmoran: Norm from Cheers on feminism: "Woman. Can't live with 'em - pass the beer nuts."
I'm in Newcastle for #MessiahComplex for the last show this year. Let's trash the Bigg Market and smoke the fog on The Tyne.
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Just went through Rusholme, Manchester - I see Morrissey's point. It's full of gorgeous ruffians.
On my way to Bradford I went into a petrol station and a bloke actually said "Ay Up" to me. #MessiahComplex
On my way to Bradford for #MessiahComplex let's indulge in some true Yorkshire hedonism.
In Oxford for #MessiahComplex and to recruit spies and hang out in quads.
Comic Relief is run by beautiful, devoted people. If you want to look for corrupt arseholes there's a lot of better options.