i act. i play music. i was born two years before my siamese twin...so1
Best game for figuring out your porn name - take Scarlett Johansson's first name and Mandy Patinkin's last name and that's your porn name.
Thank you everybody for all the sweetness! I'm happy I decided to be born.
When I'm bored at a restaurant it's fun to hand back the check to the waiter in tears and on the tip line just write "lawyer up, pal."
I'm gonna say it: "I've Seen All Good People" is my favorite anthemic rock song about chess.
Ironic that Jews advocate circumcision when the foreskin is really just a built-in yarmulke for the penis.
Help these super talented, hilarious people tell us about the apocalypse! Time is running out... http://t.co/fpCoeQjQwe