Joel Stein is following you!
Despite a lifetime of warning, at the supermarket I always put all my eggs in one basket.
Saw Inside Llewyn Davis last night. The Coen Brothers took Save the Cat really literally.
Good job, twitter. Now we'll never know any great @spaghettiO recipes to celebrate 9/11.
Embarrassed I had never seen @PFTompkins live before last night. After a decade of hype, he exceeded it. Funniest person I've seen in years.
Would you want a signed Polaroid of me if the $ went to Smile Train? Maybe just give to Smile Train and forget photo. http://t.co/H6JMzcXjLz
Signed copies of my book, Man Made, on auction for SmileTrain http://t.co/NZEkNOmwWe
Based on everything I've learned about women, guys with the lowest ranking on the Lulu app will get the most action.
The NFL allows games to end in ties? Do players read each other poems now too? I'm starting to think Richie Incognito had a point.
Not reading my Michael bloomberg slash fiction? RT @radhikajones: Is Lionel Shriver's "Kilifi Creek" 1st Citi Bike in published fiction?
I got the message, Internet ads: Cruise ships fill their unused cabins by showing people pictures of a hot blonde's ass.