bald alien. new album #innocents, out now: http://t.co/MUtlytLluq
i have a serious idea: what if every person paid $.01 to charity every time they used the internet to self-promote?
i mean, i guess cannibalism isn't technically considered 'vegan'. just fyi @jakefogelnest because i care.
2 pieces of pre-flight advice: 1-spend as much time as you can doing what you love. 2-never blame anyone else.
"I'm not thinking about black or white. I'm thinking about the obsolete and the new."-Jimi Hendrix
Gracias thank you merci danke obrigado spassibo everyone at @HakkasanLV tonight. What a great night, thank you.
I'll be honest, I'm disappointed at the lack of ex-cons and sex workers on this flight to Las Vegas. @SouthwestAir you've let me down.
RT @jakefogelnest: "My name's Rod. Rod Tuxedo. I was just elected space mayor." - page 3 of my new screenplay, "The Space Misadventures of …
If I go down in a plane crash I really hope the person next to me doesn't start singing 'Kokomo' as we're crashing to our deaths.
I think that walker Percy is my best friend. It's just a shame that he's dead and that I never actually met him. But still.