THE TODD BARRY PODCAST. CD/DVD Super Crazy out now: http://bit.ly/sup1
I hope woman in Miracle Gro commercial DOES get arrested for "crimes against potted plantkind."
Me x 5. RT @ThisIsRobThomas: ok. top 5 stand up comedians. go. mine: louis ck, chris rock, richard pryor, ricky gervais, eddie murphy
Anyone can read at a coffee shop. I'm uninstalling apps left and right!
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave a rule where you got an automatic "A" on a test if you ate ice cream instead of taking the test.
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave a room where you could do the wild thing w/ your girl if you got all crazy horny between classes
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave Jet Skis instead of buses, and it would also be in Wyoming.
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave classes that last 4 hours each so you can learn more!
Justin Bieber is so famous, I bet he could get a free case of Kind Bars sent to his HOUSE.
Yeah. That's a Seattle thing. RT @birbigs: Anonymous stranger just bought my breakfast. I love you, Seattle.