Todd Barry
@toddbarry
THE TODD BARRY PODCAST. CD/DVD Super Crazy out now: http://bit.ly/sup1
I hope woman in Miracle Gro commercial DOES get arrested for "crimes against potted plantkind."
RT @JFLComedyPro: We have a bunch of awesome #podcasts joining us for #JFLPro13 including: @WTFpod You Made It Weird w/ @peteholmes The @…
I'll open for $4750 "all in." RT @TheRealYLT: Tonight at @englert Theater, Iowa City, IA! YLT at 8:00, 2 sets, no opening band.
Me x 5. RT @ThisIsRobThomas: ok. top 5 stand up comedians. go. mine: louis ck, chris rock, richard pryor, ricky gervais, eddie murphy
If that turns out to be a scam, I'll happily pay! RT @timheidecker 26: Great news!!! http://t.co/TG9A9EeK2h"
Anyone can read at a coffee shop. I'm uninstalling apps left and right!
On EP 5 of my podcast, I talk to @AriMelber about the time @alexwagner made fun of his sweater! Politics! http://t.co/VcGvDy0l9t
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave a rule where you got an automatic "A" on a test if you ate ice cream instead of taking the test.
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave a room where you could do the wild thing w/ your girl if you got all crazy horny between classes
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave Jet Skis instead of buses, and it would also be in Wyoming.
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave Wang Chung play the prom
#MyDreamSchoolWouldHave classes that last 4 hours each so you can learn more!
I will now participate in the trending topic #MyDreamSchoolWouldHave
Justin Bieber is so famous, I bet he could get a free case of Kind Bars sent to his HOUSE.
@BrodyismeFriend HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Yeah. That's a Seattle thing. RT @birbigs: Anonymous stranger just bought my breakfast. I love you, Seattle.
EP 5 of my podcast is up w/ @msnbc's @AriMelber. He's almost as smart as me! iTunes https://t.co/U0KQOqBu59 OR http://t.co/C3xIVRbjcG
RT @redcrossokc: Best way to help tornado victims is to donate to the Red Cross at http://t.co/ZVb8VmMdvx or text REDCROSS to 90999. #okwx
Just tell us. RT @united: Our crew will be bringing a few surprises to NYC tomorrow. Follow us on Instagram for details. #United25Newark
http://t.co/yzszvYytjI! RT @VanityFair: After Tumblr and GrubHub, What Other Great Websites Should Go Corporate? http://t.co/BtIR5C5dEQ
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