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Restaurants that serve you water from the sink: at least put that shit in a decanter or something!
THANKS! RT @croninwhocares: There are over a billion Tweets every 2 days. 4 of them are good.
Suze Orman just advised to give cash instead of gift cards. Okay, I guess you guys are getting cash!
Bangkok show where Justin said to crowd "If you ain't a Todd Barry fan, I'm gonna ask you to exit the arena." #BelieveTourMemories
Show in Hamburg where Justin yelled out "It's great to be in Germany. Also, Todd Barry won Twitter tonight!" #BelieveTourMemories
Show in Rio where Justin yelled out to 100,000 fans "Now I know what it feels like to be Todd Barry!" #BelieveTourMemories
Show in Barcelona where Justin started laughing in middle of song because a Todd Barry joke popped into his head. #BelieveTourMemories
Weird. I have more Twitter followers than U2, but they've probably sold twice as many albums.
If I had kids I wouldn't punish them for cursing, unless they said "what the actual fuck?"
I'm fine that @PasteMagazine didn't put me on their best comedians list. I'm still honored to be one of just 121,300 people they follow.
Just bought my first Joy Division album. You guys need to *get with the program*.