I'm just this guy, you know?
Me: I’m starting to get cranky. Twitter: Starting? Me: You guys all just get me. Now go to your rooms.
I have entered the Nonstop Dry Hacking Non-Productive Cough phase of whatever this bullshit infection is, and I’m starting to feel cranky.
When you cough so hard, you shoot a lozenge out of your mouth and it sticks to the wall and you’re all “I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.”
When you blow your nose and snot shoots out your eye so you feel sort of like a superhero with eye-based weapons but also kind of gross.
I think I may be over the worst of this crappy cold/infection/snot-factory-from-hell-with-bonus-coughing-and-sore-throat thing.
Dear Browser and Web Devs: backspace inside a form means GO BACK A SPACE not GO BACK A PAGE. It’s 2013, people. Love you, mean it. -Wil
When I am King of the world, the @LAKings will wear the purple and gold for every game.
Looks like I successfully updated my GNEX to @cyanogenmod 10.2.0 without incident. Thanks for all your work, CM team!
RT @shariv67: Trade your immortal soul for a lifetime supply of unlimited cheddar biscuits at LOBSTERFAUST.
BLOG: Ten Years After I Published the Book, Dancing Barefoot Finally Gets an Audio Version http://t.co/8IW2BXkwTK
BLOG: Not everyone is going to like the thing you made, and that’s okay. http://t.co/FHUjr3LNi2
Operation: Test The Smoke Detector In The Front Room was a success. Thanks, unexpected fireplace downdraft!
Twitter tells me that a lot of you are enjoying #w00tstout today. I’m so glad you like it!
When you get in trouble for chasing a cat, do the sad look, and the humans will feel bad. It works every time. -Seamus’ Guide to Being a Dog