Wil Wheaton
@wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
RT @nerdist: PHOENIX! 2nd Nerdist show @StandUpLive tomorrow! 730p w/ @BrentSpiner tix: http://t.co/tLQhm8Ur & 10p w/ @wilw! tix: http://t.co/vHwrnzIM
If you see 25 year-old me, don't tell him I'm going to sleep at 1030pm on Saturday at a con because I'm so tired; he'll be very upset.
RT @robdelaney 6: It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder …
It got me, O'Dell! It got me! We.. may... need... emergency... surgery... in the studio. — Drinking an IPA — http://t.co/fVCpjFamzl
These extra soft baby wipes are enabling my relationship with jalapeños in a way that may be just a little bit dysfunctional.
RT @joedevivo: Me: Thanks for ‘Tabletop’ @wilw: Thanks for making the next generation of gamers http://t.co/huMPZ7eGlp
RT @bnichols231: Someone forgot to pay tribute to @wilw and paid the price. http://t.co/kWeSR4nQgz
RT @hijinksensue: For everyone at @wilw’s awesome hour last night: #spicydickmilk http://t.co/YhTXiqEZjA
And one more @cah. http://t.co/m6uBVucmFG
Even more @cah funtimes at phxcc. http://t.co/p2dYUSwpsu
RT @BillCorbett: "He's chasing his own penis!" -- my son, referring to our dog but could be talking about any male human
I am presently the too old half of if it's too loud.
Then there was that time John Barrowman and I ran to each other in slow motion and he dipped me. #IShipIt
Now I'm just asking for it. @cah http://t.co/QpsOxH5oCk
I don't mind earworms, but it's a little weird that I'm walking around subconsciously singing The Bitch Is Back at a convention.
Drinking a Hop Knot by @fourpeaksbrew — http://t.co/85eLs8riW4
That moment when you realize you made a #SpicyDickMilk joke in front of 2 million people, and only 1100 people could actually get it.
Awesome hour and twenty minutes is in the books. Thanks for coming and enduring my dirty jokes.
Backstage, getting ready for my Awesome Hour at #phxcc Only mildly terrified, a big improvement over shitting-myself-terrified as usual.
RT @RobDenBleyker: When you eat too much Alphabet SpaghettiOs you have a vowel movement. #jokes #poop #funny #OliveGarden
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