I'm just this guy, you know?
If you see 25 year-old me, don't tell him I'm going to sleep at 1030pm on Saturday at a con because I'm so tired; he'll be very upset.
It got me, O'Dell! It got me! We.. may... need... emergency... surgery... in the studio. — Drinking an IPA — http://t.co/fVCpjFamzl
These extra soft baby wipes are enabling my relationship with jalapeños in a way that may be just a little bit dysfunctional.
RT @BillCorbett: "He's chasing his own penis!" -- my son, referring to our dog but could be talking about any male human
Then there was that time John Barrowman and I ran to each other in slow motion and he dipped me. #IShipIt
I don't mind earworms, but it's a little weird that I'm walking around subconsciously singing The Bitch Is Back at a convention.
That moment when you realize you made a #SpicyDickMilk joke in front of 2 million people, and only 1100 people could actually get it.
Awesome hour and twenty minutes is in the books. Thanks for coming and enduring my dirty jokes.
Backstage, getting ready for my Awesome Hour at #phxcc Only mildly terrified, a big improvement over shitting-myself-terrified as usual.