I'm just this guy, you know?
"Man, autotune makes everything awesome, especially commercials!" - No one, ever.
That said, Jack Gleeson does an absolutely sensational job creating a character we hate. Let's not confuse the two. #VoiceOfExperience
Charities are soliciting donations for OKC tornado victims. I suggest homework at http://t.co/didT5etsPn so you know who you're giving to
Me, 3 hours ago: I have got to lay off the spicy food. Me 5 minutes ago: OMG CHIPOTLE CHILIS IN MY DINNER OMNOMNOM.
I can't tell you what I'm working on, or what I saw today that's part of it, but HOLY HELL WAS IT AMAZING.
40 year-old me reacts to the sound of the UPS truck the way 9 year-old me reacted to the sound of the ice cream truck.
Anne is hanging out with her friend tonight, and I am being a good husband by not watching Game of Thrones without her.
Boy, I am really paying the iron price for all the jalapeños I ate yesterday. #IRegretNothing
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Found a bottle in the back of my cellar, and it's still magnificent. — Drinking a Lukcy Basartd Ale — http://t.co/w6aD9F0cuu