I'm just this guy, you know?
Me: What do you want to do about dinner tonight? Anne: Let's go get burritos. Me: Buh--ree--toes? Anne: Yep. Me: SLOTH LOVE ANNE.
Went to dermatologist. Turns out that suspicious mole I had that scared the hell out of me was totally normal. #NaddaTumah
I think I set off car alarms for ten blocks around my house, I cheered so loud. #LAKings
Do you like apples San Jose Sharks!?!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?! WooooooooooooHOOOOOOOOOOO #GOKINGSGO!!!!!
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Oh fuck. Hope Kopitar is okay and can get back in this game. But mostly I hope he's okay. #teamhorsemask4kopi