Literallywilwheaton
@wilw
I'm just this guy, you know?
I love that Twitter let's us see in real time what the sunset looks like all over the world. #OnePeople #SmallPlanet
"Man, autotune makes everything awesome, especially commercials!" - No one, ever.
RT @AnneWheaton: Shut up, Joffrey.
That said, Jack Gleeson does an absolutely sensational job creating a character we hate. Let's not confuse the two. #VoiceOfExperience
alt.joffrey.baratheon.die.die.die
RT @GerryDuggan: @wilw Hollywood & Highland P4 http://t.co/rvytc3JlfT
Charities are soliciting donations for OKC tornado victims. I suggest homework at http://t.co/didT5etsPn so you know who you're giving to
Me, 3 hours ago: I have got to lay off the spicy food. Me 5 minutes ago: OMG CHIPOTLE CHILIS IN MY DINNER OMNOMNOM.
I can't tell you what I'm working on, or what I saw today that's part of it, but HOLY HELL WAS IT AMAZING.
40 year-old me reacts to the sound of the UPS truck the way 9 year-old me reacted to the sound of the ice cream truck.
Anne is hanging out with her friend tonight, and I am being a good husband by not watching Game of Thrones without her.
RT @MelanieShSm: #LilWil is getting ready to perform his one man play for everyone. @wilw http://t.co/j8Od4pQqno
Boy, I am really paying the iron price for all the jalapeños I ate yesterday. #IRegretNothing
@AnneWheaton awwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaahhhh http://t.co/zI9UOCXCY2
This never gets old. http://t.co/ABcUFaiWCK
RT @sieiro: @wilw @AnneWheaton my 8yo nephew finds Wesley as important as the cap'n of the Enterprise http://t.co/12LswmuQAg
RT @pourmecoffee: "We're getting purchased by Yahoo! It's an obscure old search engine, you probably haven't heard of it." -- Tumblr users,…
Found a bottle in the back of my cellar, and it's still magnificent. — Drinking a Lukcy Basartd Ale — http://t.co/w6aD9F0cuu
RT @ChristinaBWho: San Jose vs LA? Think again! It is now #TeamSharkHat vs #TeamHorseMask! Which will win?! Dun dun DUN. @wilw @bergopolis
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